| Question | Punch line |
| How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? | |
| Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? | |
| Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? | |
| What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole? | |
| How do you make a sausage roll? | |
| What do you call a deer with no eyes? | |
| What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? | |
| When is a door not a door? | |
| What do you call a blind dinosaur? | |
| What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? | |