| Quote | Character |
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| I'd love it if you came and gave me notes | |
| You're killing your father, Larry! | |
| You human paraquat! | |
| We f*** you ups, man. We takes the money. | |
| I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. | |
| People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. | |
| Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that ain't legal either. | |
| This will not stand. This will not stand, this aggression | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| Her life is in your hands. | |
| They were Nazis, Dude? | |
| She has been banging Jackie Treehorn, to use the parlance of our times. | |
| The god d*** plane has crashed into the mountain! | |
| Leads? Yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts! | |
| Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles. | |
| Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you. | |
| You got a date Wednesday, baby! | |
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