| Quote | Movie Name |
| 'You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge.' | |
| 'Boo, you****!' | |
| 'I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. ' | |
| 'He's a vegetarian...' ... 'It's okay, I make lamb.' | |
| 'Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.' | |
| 'I was so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex. ' | |
| 'You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.' | |
| 'Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.' | |
| 'Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?' | |
| 'I would rather die a thousand deaths than see my mother's dress on that spoiled, selfish cow!' | |
| | Quote | Movie Name |
| 'I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.' | |
| 'Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.' | |
| 'If you're a bird I'm a bird.' | |
| 'The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only you didn't see me. ' | |
| 'Look at this, no what is that, no, what is that, no seriously what is that? It's like Hello, Hi, Hi, How are you?' | |
| I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.' | |
| 'Hey, Merkin ain't jerkin', he's workin'.' | |
| 'You have a price sticker on your forehead.' | |
| 'I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!' | |
| 'I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.' | |
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