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| Question. What kind of bear is best? | |
| It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. | |
| Who knows, it's nebulous. | |
| You can't fire me! I don't work in this van! | |
| Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I'll help you find it! | |
| You put it in the garbage can that was the special filing cabinet. | |
| And, uh, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train. | |
| I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swipped from the sherrif's station. | |
| Did you bring your jerky in again? | |
| I really hope Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him. | |
| I'm gonna chase this feeling. | |
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| Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? | |
| We got Kevin 69 Cup-of-Noodles. | |
| I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott. | |
| Last year Michael's theme was 'bowl over the competition.' So guess where we went. | |
| Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you? | |
| People assume I'm great at golf. | |
| Michael Scott could not make it today due to an unforeseen prior engagement. | |
| Nervous? No, I'm not nervous. Well, I mean, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous. | |
| I think my friend Troy might have a drug problem. | |
| You're over 75 years old? | |
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