| Quote | Character Name |
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| 364 days... 'til the next Pretzel Day. | |
| It's like we're touring Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and dropping off, one by one... Well, guess what? I'm not falling in a chocolate river. | |
| Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, they had a baby and they named it Suri, and then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, they had a baby, too, and they named it Shiloh. | |
| I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn't hate me. | |
| Hey brah, I been meanin' to ask you... can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride ride the Bull, am I right? Later, skater. | |
| What is the etiquette of taking gifts? Can you only take your own back? Or is it a whatever you can carry type of thing. | |
| Sometimes the clothes at GAP Kids are just too flashy so I'm forced to go to the American Girl Store and order clothes for large, colonial dolls. | |
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| 'The peeing is fast, Oscar. It's getting my tie back on.' | |
| Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. | |
| Hey babe! How 'bout we take the beer sign down until our guests leave and then we can discuss it. | |
| A few years ago my family was on a safari in Africa, and my cousin Mufasa was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests. We all took it really hard. | |
| It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me. | |
| I wonder what people like about me... [pause] Probably my jugs. | |
| It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. | |
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