The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
A Human Assembly LineAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
One Nation Above GodEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
What are You Looking at?Europe
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Living High Off the LandSouth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope

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