The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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TitleCountryContinent
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
One Nation Above GodEurope
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
TitleCountryContinent
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
What are You Looking at?Europe
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
TitleCountryContinent
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
God's Practical JokeAsia
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica

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