The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Where Everything is LegalEurope
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
One Nation Above GodEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope

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