The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
One Nation Above GodEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
What are You Looking at?Europe
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
A Money-Rich NationAsia
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica

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