The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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A Money-Rich NationAsia
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
They Had it ComingMiddle East
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
One Nation Above GodEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
What are You Looking at?Europe
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica

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