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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Where Everything is LegalEurope

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