The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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They Had it ComingMiddle East
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
A Human Assembly LineAsia
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
What are You Looking at?Europe
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica

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