The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

Random Geography Quiz

Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

How to Play
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
God's Practical JokeAsia
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
They Had it ComingMiddle East
One Nation Above GodEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
A Human Assembly LineAsia
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
What are You Looking at?Europe
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
No Child Left AliveAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope

You're not logged in!

Compare scores with friends on all Sporcle quizzes.
Sign Up with Email
Log In

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments