The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
What are You Looking at?Europe
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
God's Practical JokeAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
One Nation Above GodEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Partners in War CrimeEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica

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