The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
What are You Looking at?Europe
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Ruled By LemursAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East

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