| Title | Country | Continent |
| Please Hold While We Die of Malaria | |
| Where Even the Elephants Take Bribes | |
| Living Fat Off the Land | |
| At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of Congo | |
| $* Everyone | |
| A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community | |
| An Island Nation, Not a Disease | |
| Ancestral Homeland of the Goons | |
| Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country? | |
| A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other Stuff | |
| Plight of the Living Dead | |
| In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems.... | |
| Neutral....Too Neutral | |
| Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This | |
| The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today Forgot | |
| Inhabitable by 2307 | |
| The Bridebasket of Europe | |
| The Outlet Mall of Europe | |
| Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts Them | |
| Always With the Goddamn Pan Flutes | |
| A Bad Neighborhood | |
| Still Searching For India | |
| The Completist's Genocide | |
| Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818 | |
| A Money-Rich Nation | |
| A Neighbor You Can Bank on | |
| The Land of Opportunism | |
| Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems | |
| Living High Off the Land | |
| Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an Axe | |
| Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears | |
| Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving People | |
| A Shortcut With its Own National Anthem | |
| Earth's Crawlspace | |