The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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A Money-Rich NationAsia
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
One Nation Above GodEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
They Had it ComingMiddle East
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
What are You Looking at?Europe
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East

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