The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
What are You Looking at?Europe
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
A Human Assembly LineAsia
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Ruled By LemursAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America

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