The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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TitleCountryContinent
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
A Money-Rich NationAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
TitleCountryContinent
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
What are You Looking at?Europe
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
TitleCountryContinent
They Had it ComingMiddle East
One Nation Above GodEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia

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