The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
What are You Looking at?Europe
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
One Nation Above GodEurope
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
A Human Assembly LineAsia
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia

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