The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
God's Practical JokeAsia
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Where Everything is LegalEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia

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