The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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The Catholic DisneylandEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Living High Off the LandSouth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
No Child Left AliveAfrica
A Human Assembly LineAsia
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America

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