| Title | Country | Continent |
| This Luggage isn't Going to Move Itself | |
| Neutral....Too Neutral | |
| For the United States, See Pages 9-22 | |
| Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems | |
| Willing to Relocate for Work | |
| A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, Maybe | |
| Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving People | |
| Earth's Crawlspace | |
| No Child Left Alive | |
| A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community | |
| Where All Roads Lead to Serious Injury | |
| As seen on Animal Planet | |
| Just Not the Same Without the Civil War | |
| Allah's Cat Box | |
| Where the Rich Can Strike it Richer | |
| In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems.... | |
| Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on Whiskey | |
| An Island Nation, Not a Disease | |
| The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today Forgot | |
| Properties Available, Inquire Today | |
| It's a Winter Wonderland! | |
| Keep Your Chin Up! | |
| The Distended Belly of Africa | |
| Where Even the Elephants Take Bribes | |
| The Outlet Mall of Europe | |
| Living High Off the Land | |
| People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its Ugliest | |
| So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing... | |
| Would Trade it All for a Little More Kashmir | |
| South America's Middleman | |
| Just Getting Out of a Bad International Relationship | |
| What the $* Are These Other Countries Thinking? | |
| Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys | |
| Plight of the Living Dead | |