The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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A Human Assembly LineAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Living High Off the LandSouth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
What are You Looking at?Europe
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Where Everything is LegalEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Right on the EquatorishAfrica

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