The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
A Human Assembly LineAsia
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Where Everything is LegalEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
What are You Looking at?Europe
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia

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