Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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TitleCountryContinent
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Partners in War CrimeEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Where Everything is LegalEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
God's Practical JokeAsia
TitleCountryContinent
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
TitleCountryContinent
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
What are You Looking at?Europe
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
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The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries Quiz

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