The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

Random Geography Quiz

Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

How to Play
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
God's Practical JokeAsia
Where Everything is LegalEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Ruled By LemursAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope

Friend Scores

  Player Best Score Plays Last Played
You You haven't played this game yet.

You Might Also Like...

Show Comments