The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
What are You Looking at?Europe
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
One Nation Above GodEurope
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica

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