The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
They Had it ComingMiddle East
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
What are You Looking at?Europe
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica

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