The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Where Everything is LegalEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
One Nation Above GodEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
What are You Looking at?Europe
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica

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