The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
God's Practical JokeAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
What are You Looking at?Europe
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
No Child Left AliveAfrica
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
A Human Assembly LineAsia

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