The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Living High Off the LandSouth America
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
What are You Looking at?Europe
A Human Assembly LineAsia
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Where Everything is LegalEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America

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