The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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TitleCountryContinent
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
TitleCountryContinent
What are You Looking at?Europe
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
TitleCountryContinent
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America

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