The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
God's Practical JokeAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
Partners in War CrimeEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
One Nation Above GodEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope

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