The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Partners in War CrimeEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
God's Practical JokeAsia
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
One Nation Above GodEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica

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