The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
No Child Left AliveAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
What are You Looking at?Europe
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Ruled By LemursAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
A Human Assembly LineAsia
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Where Everything is LegalEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope

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