The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
What are You Looking at?Europe
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
One Nation Above GodEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East

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