The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
What are You Looking at?Europe
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
They Had it ComingMiddle East
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Where Everything is LegalEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East

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