The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
One Nation Above GodEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
What are You Looking at?Europe
God's Practical JokeAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
A Human Assembly LineAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America

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