The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
What are You Looking at?Europe
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Ruled By LemursAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
They Had it ComingMiddle East
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica

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