The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Where Everything is LegalEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
What are You Looking at?Europe
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
A Human Assembly LineAsia
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa

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