The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Where Everything is LegalEurope
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
One Nation Above GodEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
God's Practical JokeAsia
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
A Human Assembly LineAsia
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia

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