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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Living High Off the LandSouth America
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
No Child Left AliveAfrica
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
God's Practical JokeAsia
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
What are You Looking at?Europe
A Human Assembly LineAsia

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