The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
No Child Left AliveAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
They Had it ComingMiddle East
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Where Everything is LegalEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Partners in War CrimeEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
What are You Looking at?Europe
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope

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