The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
One Nation Above GodEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
A Human Assembly LineAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
What are You Looking at?Europe
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
South America's MiddlemanSouth America

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