The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
One Nation Above GodEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Where Everything is LegalEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
No Child Left AliveAfrica
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East

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