The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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TitleCountryContinent
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
What are You Looking at?Europe
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
They Had it ComingMiddle East
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
TitleCountryContinent
A Human Assembly LineAsia
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
Where Everything is LegalEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
TitleCountryContinent
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia

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