The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
They Had it ComingMiddle East
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope

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