The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
A Human Assembly LineAsia
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
One Nation Above GodEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Living High Off the LandSouth America
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
What are You Looking at?Europe
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
All is ForbiddenMiddle East

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