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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Living High Off the LandSouth America
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
A Money-Rich NationAsia
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
What are You Looking at?Europe
Ruled By LemursAfrica
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
A Human Assembly LineAsia
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
God's Practical JokeAsia
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
They Had it ComingMiddle East
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
Partners in War CrimeEurope
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope

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