The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
A Human Assembly LineAsia
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Ruled By LemursAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
They Had it ComingMiddle East
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
One Nation Above GodEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
A Money-Rich NationAsia
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Living High Off the LandSouth America
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
God's Practical JokeAsia
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
What are You Looking at?Europe
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America

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