The Onion: Our Dumb World Countries

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Can you name the Countries featured in the Onion's Our Dumb World Atlas of Planet Earth (2007) by their title?

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Nobel Prize Winner for Great CheekbonesEurope
Totally Out of This Atlas Section As Soon as the EU Accepts ThemMiddle East
The Land That Time, Newsweek, and USA Today ForgotAfrica
In a World....Where Nothing is as it Seems....Oceania
Definitely Possibly a CountryAfrica
A Country Divided Exactly in HalfMiddle East
Neutral....Too NeutralEurope
Enjoying a Three-Century SiestaEurope
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading ThisAsia
Properties Available, Inquire TodayNorth America
People at Their Most Beautiful, Humanity at its UgliestSouth America
You'll Only Find it on a MapAfrica
Where the Rich Can Strike it RicherEurope
Escaping the American DreamAfrica
The Bridebasket of EuropeEurope
Would Trade it All for a Little More KashmirAsia
The Completist's GenocideAfrica
Free Admission on SundaysAfrica
Suppressing the Urge to Chop You in Half With an AxeEurope
Plight of the Living DeadNorth America
A Bad NeighborhoodAfrica
The Outlet Mall of EuropeEurope
The Distended Belly of AfricaAfrica
God's Practical JokeAsia
Inhabitable by 2307Europe
A Shortcut With its Own National AnthemNorth America
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic of CongoAfrica
Now Hiring 2.4 Million BusboysNorth America
Terrorism's Farm TeamAfrica
What are You Looking at?Europe
The Empty Promised LandMiddle East
Where Everything is LegalEurope
Still Searching For IndiaEurope
Where Even the Elephants Take BribesAfrica
Just Getting Out of a Bad International RelationshipEurope
Where the Streets are Paved With SkullsAsia
In Africa's Success Story, a Hidden GenocideAfrica
All is ForbiddenMiddle East
Where People Go To Say They've BeenEurope
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic NationAfrica
For the United States, See Pages 9-22North America
One Nation Above GodEurope
Just Not the Same Without the Civil WarAfrica
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying the Pacific Ocean Since 1818South America
Right on the EquatorishAfrica
Partners in War CrimeEurope
Rotate Page 360 Degrees to ReadEurope
Keep Your Chin Up!Africa
A Proud Tradition of Chocolate, and Also Some Other StuffEurope
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement CommunitySouth America
Demoted to the Fourth WorldAfrica
Why Spend Hundreds on a Name-Brand African Country?Africa
Willing to Relocate for WorkAsia
A Great Ballpark in a Bad NeighborhoodNorth America
Living High Off the LandSouth America
The Land of OpportunismNorth America
What the $&#* Are These Other Countries Thinking?Africa
Badly in Need of a SaviorNorth America
Running 26.2 Miles From Their ProblemsAfrica
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold on WhiskeyEurope
So We've Done a Little Ethnic Cleansing...Europe
Driven From a Land That Was Wrongfully TheirsAfrica
Always With the Goddamn Pan FlutesSouth America
A Money-Rich NationAsia
2,500 Years Past its PrimeEurope
Ruled By LemursAfrica
So 'Cold' From All the 'Ice'Europe
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo SpearsAfrica
Like a Zoo You Get Killed AtAfrica
A Possible Likely Threat to the Free World, MaybeMiddle East
Your Urgent Assistence is RequestedAfrica
Once a Mighty Atlas EntryAsia
Living Fat Off the LandOceania
They are Called 'Kyrgyz,' and it Only Goes Downhill from ThereAsia
Please Hold While We Die of MalariaAsia
You Will Be Shot on SightAsia
This Luggage isn't Going to Move ItselfNorth America
Conveniently Located in the Middle of $&#*ing NowehereAfrica
It's a Winter Wonderland!Europe
A Neighbor You Can Bank onEurope
$&#* EveryoneSouth America
An Island Nation, Not a DiseaseAfrica
Where a Kid Can be a Kid ProstituteAsia
The Catholic DisneylandEurope
Surging Ahead to the 19th CenturyEurope
No Child Left AliveAfrica
Earth's CrawlspaceAsia
South America's MiddlemanSouth America
The Haiti of EuropeEurope
As seen on Animal PlanetOceania
So Sorry for Getting NukedAsia
Congratulations, You Just Laughed at Thousands of Starving PeopleAfrica
Ancestral Homeland of the GoonsEurope
Where All Roads Lead to Serious InjuryEurope
They Had it ComingMiddle East
South Africa's South AfricaAfrica
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946Europe
Allah's Cat BoxAsia
A Human Assembly LineAsia
True Rasta No Develop CountryNorth America

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