| Definition | Sniglet |
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| n. The kid in school who can turn his eyelids inside out | |
| n. Those items of clothing that fit perfectly in the store, but somehow shrink on the way home | |
| n. People who try to sneak more than the 'eight items or less' into the express checkout line | |
| n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a piece of lint a dozen times, reaching over, picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance | |
| n. The green, mutant potato chip found in every bag | |
| adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time | |
| n. The system whereby one dog can quickly establish an entire neighborhood network of barking | |
| n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one's car with the engine already running | |
| n. The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together | |
| n. Noxious gas created by fast-food employee mopping under your table while you're eating | |
| n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell 'Moo!' every time you pass a cow | |
| n. The condition of being trapped inside one's own trousers while trying to pull them on without first removing shoes | |
| n. The end of a chicken drumstick which always gives the appearance of having more chicken on it | |
| | Definition | Sniglet |
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| n. A person, who, upon wandering into an 'invisible' spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly | |
| n. The sudden convulsion of the body just as one is about to doze off | |
| n. That invisible object you always pretend made you trip, when it was actually your own stupid clumsiness | |
| n. A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there | |
| n. The ruined currency found in pants pockets after laundering | |
| n. The fear when showering that someone will sneak in, flush the toilet, and scald you to death | |
| n. The water that comes out of the initial squirts of a squeeze mustard bottle | |
| n. The itch in the back of the throat which can't be scratched without making disgusting barnyard-type noises | |
| v. To sterilize a piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs | |
| n. Initial blast of odor upon opening a can of dog food | |
| n. The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made by deciphering the roman numerals at the end of the credits | |
| n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rear-view mirror | |
| n. The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to | |
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Colors of the Rainbow 
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Drawing a Blank
