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n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one's car with the engine already running
n. Initial blast of odor upon opening a can of dog food
n. People who try to sneak more than the 'eight items or less' into the express checkout line
n. The green, mutant potato chip found in every bag
n. The water that comes out of the initial squirts of a squeeze mustard bottle
n. The fear when showering that someone will sneak in, flush the toilet, and scald you to death
n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell 'Moo!' every time you pass a cow
v. To sterilize a piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs
n. The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together
n. The itch in the back of the throat which can't be scratched without making disgusting barnyard-type noises
n. The system whereby one dog can quickly establish an entire neighborhood network of barking
n. Noxious gas created by fast-food employee mopping under your table while you're eating
n. Those items of clothing that fit perfectly in the store, but somehow shrink on the way home
n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a piece of lint a dozen times, reaching over, picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance
n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rear-view mirror
n. The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made by deciphering the roman numerals at the end of the credits
n. The condition of being trapped inside one's own trousers while trying to pull them on without first removing shoes
n. The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to
adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time
n. That invisible object you always pretend made you trip, when it was actually your own stupid clumsiness
n. The sudden convulsion of the body just as one is about to doze off
n. A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there
n. A person, who, upon wandering into an 'invisible' spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly
n. The ruined currency found in pants pockets after laundering
n. The kid in school who can turn his eyelids inside out
n. The end of a chicken drumstick which always gives the appearance of having more chicken on it

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