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n. Initial blast of odor upon opening a can of dog food
n. People who try to sneak more than the 'eight items or less' into the express checkout line
n. A person, who, upon wandering into an 'invisible' spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly
n. That invisible object you always pretend made you trip, when it was actually your own stupid clumsiness
n. The ruined currency found in pants pockets after laundering
n. The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to
n. The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made by deciphering the roman numerals at the end of the credits
n. The system whereby one dog can quickly establish an entire neighborhood network of barking
n. Noxious gas created by fast-food employee mopping under your table while you're eating
n. The kid in school who can turn his eyelids inside out
n. The itch in the back of the throat which can't be scratched without making disgusting barnyard-type noises
v. To sterilize a piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs
n. The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together
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n. The green, mutant potato chip found in every bag
n. A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there
n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell 'Moo!' every time you pass a cow
adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time
n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rear-view mirror
n. The end of a chicken drumstick which always gives the appearance of having more chicken on it
n. The condition of being trapped inside one's own trousers while trying to pull them on without first removing shoes
n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one's car with the engine already running
n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a piece of lint a dozen times, reaching over, picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance
n. The fear when showering that someone will sneak in, flush the toilet, and scald you to death
n. The water that comes out of the initial squirts of a squeeze mustard bottle
n. Those items of clothing that fit perfectly in the store, but somehow shrink on the way home
n. The sudden convulsion of the body just as one is about to doze off

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