| Clue | Answer |
| The Mystery Celebrity, whose name contains all of the letters for every answer in this quiz | |
| Banks ones money or prevents a goal | |
| The most lucid | |
| To speed up or accelerate | |
| NBA'er Battier, or Alan Ladd title role | |
| Mitigates or makes simpler | |
| Pitcher who won the most games for Milwaukee in the '00s | |
| Something owned that has an exchange value | |
| Lifts something up with force (or throws up) | |
| Eyesight is one | |
| Eminem hit song about an obsessive fan | |
| According to Kipling, this is itself, and will never meet West | |
| Number of Wonders of the Ancient World | |
| Tightly stretched, or nervous | |
| Home of the goodly in the afterlife | |
| | Clue | Answer |
| Starting poker bet | |
| Actor featured in 'Platoon' and 'Two And A Half Men' | |
| Barrel parts | |
| Pioneer female hip hop MC Roxanne | |
| To hide, or save for later | |
| Singer Richie appeared at Woodstock and had a 1970 hit with 'Here Comes the Sun' | |
| An implement that is used to determine wind direction | |
| Has had ones whiskers trimmed | |
| New Jersey's NBA team | |
| Older than a tween, but younger than an adult | |
| When the Mystery Celebrity was the above clue, he lived in Victoria, BC | |
| Happenings or occasions | |
| The Mystery Celebrity organizes or appears at many of the previous answer, for charities such as the Afghanistan Relief Organization | |
| Miami's NBA team | |
| In 2008, two of the Mystery Celebrity's teammates were traded to the previous answer for Shaq | |
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