| Quote | Movie |
| 'My name is [movie title]. Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey.' | |
| 'Yes, I'm still on hold.' | |
| 'Hello?' '[Main Character], it's your dad. Are You asleep?' 'No, no I was exercising.' | |
| 'Hello folks at home! Here I am 100 yards from the top of Mount Everest' | |
| 'What's going on there, huh?' 'We thought you were sleeping daddy!' | |
| 'I love that dress.' 'Of course you do, Lorenzo. You made it.' | |
| 'Cut his a**.' | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'Sun tan lotion is good for me. You protect me, tee hee hee' | |
| 'So tell me. How was Hawaii?' 'It was unbelievable.' | |
| 'Hey [Main Character]!' 'Hi Sarah. Fun party huh?' 'Yeah, except Ronnie Shankman being here.' | |
| 'Alright everybody, out on the dance floor!' | |
| 'So happy you picked this dress.' 'So beautiful.' 'Isn't she?' | |
| 'Ooo showtime! Rough day at the office Mrs. Dunleney? You'll feet better once you get out of those work clothes' | |
| Well alright. Look at that beautiful white stuff come down. Christmas is right around the corner' | |
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