| Character:Quote | Movie | Year |
| Ron: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? | |
| Jude: (Singing)... and then while I'm away I'll write home every day... | |
| Bluto: What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! | |
| Lester: That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident. | |
| Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers. | |
| Joel: We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, we can't just *give* them away. | |
| Johnny: You ever have that dream: the one where you did something... You don't know why, but you can never go back? | |
| Derek: Yeah it's race related! Every problem in this country is race related not just crime. It's like... immigration, AIDS, welfare those are problems in them. | |
| Briony: So in the book, I wanted to give Robbie and Cecilia what they lost out on in life. I'd like to think this isn't weakness or... evasion... but a final act of kindness. | |
| James: Do you know who I am? I'm the President of the United States! | |
| Baldwin: My clients journey did not begin in Havana, as they claim and keep claiming more and more emphatically. No, my clients' journey began much, much further away. | |
| Bosco: You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool! | |
| Jim: McDonald's or homemade? | |
| Sandy: [Shooting basketball] White chocolate! | |
| Tony: That's what a leader's about: sacrifice. The times he's gotta sacrifice because he's gotta lead, by example. Not by fear and not by self-pity. | |
| | Character:Quote | Movie | Year |
| Patrick: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. | |
| Z:Wow, every worker in the colony is here. Hey, wait a minute. That guy owes me money. | |
| Delbert: Spiders would find your barn a tad breazy this time of year. In that respect, spiders are a bit like you and me. No, I frankly doubt there are any spiders in your barn. | |
| Willard: My mission is to make it up into Cambodia. There's a Green Beret Colonel up there who's gone insane. I'm supposed to kill him. | |
| Malcolm: Yes, everybody's sleeping. | |
| Jim: Houston, we have a problem. | |
| Lois: He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee! | |
| Ripley: Wait a minute. If we let it in, the ship could be infected. You know the quarantine procedure. Twenty-four hours for decontamination. | |
| Muhammad: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see. | |
| Terry: Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me? | |
| Genie: Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's all. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. | |
| Capt Spaulding: Why, you've got beauty, charm, money! You *have* got money, haven't you? Because if you haven't, we can quit right now. | |
| Ben: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster? | |
| Bob: Segretti crisscrossed the country, at least a dozen times. And always stayed in cities where there were Democratic primaries. | |
| Charlie: What an absurd idea! What an absurd idea! Lady, I may be a born fool, but you got ten absurd ideas to my one, an' don't you forget it! | |
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