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| So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week. | |
| That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF. | |
| Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? It's time for a change, America. | |
| We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars. | |
| Sir, a Mr. Adouche is on the phone? I. M. Adouche. | |
| I don’t know. He’s kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don’t try to stab me. | |
| ...most African Americans don't understand that diabetes is caused by sleeping on your back. | |
| Dude! I’m exhausted. I stayed up all night watching a Designing Women marathon. | |
| You know there are 17 million rats per person in Manhattan. You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh? | |
| Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar. | |
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| Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? | |
| Oh, I'd like nothing better. Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See every human is different. | |
| It's just G now, Jack, I sold the E. To Samsung. They're Samesung now. | |
| I like your top. I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways. | |
| No, that doesn't make any sence. It's got to be 'Oral Germ ****'. | |
| Please don't make me move back to Alaska, Liz. I hate it there. | |
| Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly? | |
| It's like a roller coaster ride of emotion in here. | |
| A whale is in trouble! I have to go. | |
| Here's a tip, Cerie. Decide what you want before you open the refrigerator. You just released enough hydrofluorocarbons to kill a penguin. [pulls out a picture] This penguin! | |
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