Just For Fun
Games to Consider
Create a Quiz
Locations & Scores
Become a Host
Who Would Have Tweeted It? - Bible Style
Can you name the Biblical character who would have tweeted these sayings?
Quiz not verified by Sporcle
Disney Films in 8 Words
Largest European Countries Minefield
5-Letter Countries Per Letter
Vocabulary Blitz X
Rate 5 stars
Rate 4 stars
Rate 3 stars
Rate 2 stars
Rate 1 star
How to Play
Click the green button to start and enter the correct answers below
Really @caesaraugustus? A census? Do you have any idea how long it takes to get from Nazareth to Bethlehem, with a pregnant...wife/fiancee?
Running...to...the...tomb. @John is really fast.
It's a boy! After 187 years, I finally have a son! We'll see how many others I can have in the next few centuries.
What in the world? I come in from the country and the Jews force a cross on my back to be carried for some dude.
Wow I'm tired. If @Paul talks any longer, I might fall asleep and out the window.
Stupid, cheap chief priests. 30 lousy pieces of silver for what I can give them. They don't know who they're dealing with.
Followed my dad all the way up a mountain for a sacrifice and the idiot forgets the sheep. Now what are we going to do?
Out with @Jesus and thousands of others. Just told Him about a boy who has five loaves of bread and two fish. Now what?
@Eve What? @God must be crazy! You won't die!
Let's see, go to Nineveh filled with crazed sinners or Tarshish. No contest! Tarshish here I come!
Ugh, @Mary refuses to help me in the kitchen because she's listening to @Jesus again. He'll help me out.
Burning bush up on the hill side. Must. Go. See.
Resting after a long week of extensive creativity, but it's all good.
Holy crap I'm tired. I'd sell my birthright for some red lentil stew.
New blog post in the 'I am' series. Part 6: I am the Way, the Truth and the Life. http://tinyurl.com/3f3nbne
@God Well I didn't have any clothes! What did you expect me to do? It was @Eve's fault anyway.
What in the world? Israel has really lost it. They've sent a kid to fight me. A kid! Without a sword! This won't take long.
1 Samuel 17:41-43
I just stabbed a dude so fat, my sword disappeared inside his belly, including the hilt!
Wow, @Jesus must be crazy. He's talking about being born again and the wind and spirits. How can these things be?
Rumor has it @Jesus is coming to town today. Let's hope I can see him without climbing a tree.
You're not logged in!
Compare scores with friends on all Sporcle quizzes.
Connect with Facebook
Connect with Google
Sign Up with Email
You Might Also Like...
12 Sons of Jacob
Double-Named Biblical Characters
(warning: may contain spoilers)
Top Games Today in Religion
Greek & Roman God Match-Up
Greek Gods Logic Puzzle
Seven Deadly Sins
Countries with the Most Buddhists
Top Games with Similar Tags
Top User Games in Religion
Bible Start-End Letter Trios
Five Letter Religion A-Z
Catholic Mass Responses
mentally stimulating diversions
Quizzes for your site
Copyright © 2007-2015 Sporcle, Inc. Partner of USA TODAY Sports Digital Properties
Go to the Sporcle.com Mobile Site →