| Limerick | WWE Legend |
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In a class all his own
Seventh World Title from 'Hands of Stone'
Retired by HBK
But now in TNA?
Naitch, leave the memories alone! | |
He's a showman like no other
When the 24 inch pythons are uncovered
The room is unglued
'Whatcha gonna do
When I hit the big leg drop, brother?' | |
No one could make Vince whine
Like this Rattlesnake until they'd align
Three-sixteen is his math
Then he'll take a beer bath
And of course, that's the bottom line | |
This legend could be most famous
Outside the ring, due to showbiz
Some lame movies he took and
We can't smell what he's cookin
'Cause it don't matter what our name is! | |
He was a sight to behold
Strength and drinking limit untold
The 8th Wonder's funny side
In The Princess Bride
Puts 'Marine' and 'Tooth Fairy' in a chokehold | |
He's the reason I became a fan
Arm dragging the fool out of the Macho Man
It was Wrestlemania 3
Where he won the IC
And in 2009 he breathed fire again | |
Losing his woman was sadness
Though his career's more known for badness
You'll recognize him
When you snap into a Slim Jim
Dig it! You've just tasted the madness | |
The Dynasty have a great tutor
You could say he's an excellent executioner
I respect what he brings
But I still prefer Sting's
Scorpion Deathlock to the Sharpshooter | |
His motives could be suspect
His DDT will leave you wrecked
Put Damian to rest
Because the cobra weighed less
And got him tons more respect | |
This man has a certain appeal
To the blue collar man he seems real
Were his plumber dad's thoughts
Of yellow polka dots?
Or just funky like a monkey, if you wheeeeel? | |
Royal Rumble Winners
WWE Wrestlemania Main Events
Wrestlemania & Starrcade Wrestlers
