| Limerick | Superstar |
Savior with a bald-headed crew If you go 2 sleep, you're through Shaved salvations for each Who'll listen to him preach 'Straight Edge means I'm better than you' | |
San Diego is his abode Despite injuries he hasn't slowed He's masked, flying free He'll pin you one-two-three After he hits you with his area code | |
This man flies all over the room Career is just starting to bloom You know that he'll matter He made freaking STILTS from a LADDER And he likes to go 'boom boom boom' | |
Was a shark in the ECW tank Then he was Money in the Bank An All American American But lesser Jim Duggan And more Kurt Angle, just lank | |
Rose to glory within Evolution Then gave the Game retribution Says he's the best Got shades like Kanye West Violence is the Animal's solution | |
He entertained us for a long while Til the Undertaker sent him out in style His retirement he'll enjoy If he doesn't hear 'Sexy Boy' At least this time he has his smile | |
This one makes a fool Of opponents he deems not cool When the apple is bit Watch out for the spit Could be worse, he could drool | |
He's the cleaner Xtreme son Though his brother has more titles won In this twist of fate Hope it's not too late For him to revisit 'Version One' | |
It's getting harder to be clever This guy claims he's lost never This Scot's hardly a gentleman He's won Intercontinental and His entrance takes forever | |
His words, they create an image But annoy a certain percentage Of viewers on Raw He leaves me in awe Because his favorite word must be VINTAGE | |