| Quote | Movie | Year |
| 'Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.' | |
| 'He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.' | |
| 'I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky... ' | |
| 'I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.' | |
| 'I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.' | |
| 'I was told to tell you that you're a fascist pig.' | |
| 'Carla was the prom queen.' | |
| 'Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!' | |
| 'Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!' | |
| 'Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth.' | |
| 'I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.' | |
| 'I felt like destroying something beautiful.' | |
| 'The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia.' | |
| 'Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.' | |
| 'You woke up the bears. Why did you do that?' | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| 'No, I think you had two fifties and moved right into the seventies!' | |
| 'I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?' | |
| 'Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.' | |
| 'What was the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log?' | |
| 'Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it 'Crazy Ivan.' | |
| 'I mean, this ain't exactly the Mississippi. I'm on one side, I'm on the other side. I'm on the east bank, I'm on the west bank. It's not that critical.' | |
| 'I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.' | |
| 'So you're telling me there's a chance! Yeah!' | |
| 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.' | |
| 'Every time I look in the mirror, pal - except for the beard, of course!' | |
| 'And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?' | |
| 'Oh, you're too late! There's nothing left to explore!' | |
| 'This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.' | |
| 'He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, He helped Daniel get out the lion's den, He helped Gilligan get off the island!' | |
| 'Come bust a move where the games are played, it's chill, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!' | |
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