| Quote | Movie | Original Quote |
|---|
| 'I like the smell of the morning heart.' (1979) | |
| 'Houston is our problem.' (1995) | |
| 'This is not a pig. This is not true.' (1995) | |
| 'In accordance with the devil in the moonlight?' (1989) | |
| 'It is a divine mission.' (1980) | |
| 'You can change your life, but do not want to go!' (1995) | |
| 'All levels, all the major cities of the world net and asked me to go.' (1942) | |
| 'No child in the corner.' (1987) | |
| 'Not to accept the truth!' (1992) | |
| 'Club for the game - Forum Club of the war.' (1999) | |
| 'We do not know. See. Advantage.' (1984) | |
| 'In fact, I do not know.' (1939) | |
| 'Bell Angels fly every time.' (1946) | |
| 'This is a great boat, then.' (1975) | |
| 'Give me money for the compliment!' (1996) | |
| 'The screams of baseball!' (1992) | |
| 'I am a candidate.' (1954) | |
| 'Monkey girl, the smell of dirty feet.' (1968) | |
| 'If you'd like.' (1987) | |
| 'My best friend and mother.' (1960) | |
| 'Snake! Guess what?' (1981) | |
| 'All children are welcome!' (1983) | |
| 'Registration test my first try. I ate beans and Chianti liver.' (1991) | |
| 'I see them.' (1999) | |
| 'Or not. Do not try it.' (1980) | |
| 'I always hope that the departure of foreigners.' (1951) | |
| 'I am talking about?' (1976) | |
| 'Back to top' (1984) | |
| 'He was the 11th' (1984) | |
| 'I love kids and dogs!' (1939) | |
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