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| McKinley kept the Spanish out of... | |
| Roosevelt was handy... | |
| Taft was big and fat and... | |
| Wilson kicked some ass in... | |
| Harding said let's laissez-faire with... | |
| Coolidge made the roaring... | |
| Hoover screwed the pooch in the... | |
| Then Roosevelt beat the Nazis... | |
| Truman dropped the bomb... | |
| Eisenhower kept the commies... | |
| Kennedy was killed by a... | |
| Johnson murdered kids in... | |
| Nixon was a... | |
| Ford gave Nixon... | |
| Carter lusted in his heart for... | |
| Reagan won the Cold War and lost... | |
| George Bush senior poked at... | |
| Clinton gave an intern a... | |
| W's*... | |
| Obama's*/That is all... | |
| In the year (2005) we're out of... | |
| Somewhere surely freedom's on the... | |
| I don't like to make... | |