| Quote | Episode |
|---|
| 'Good-bye, Dru. See you in hell.' | |
| 'Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come | |
| 'If my heart could beat it would break my chest' | |
| 'Stop and smell the corpses, you know?' | |
| 'Willow knew there was a chance she'd come back wrong. So wrong that you'd have to-- that she'd have to get rid of what came back. And she knew I wouldn't let her. If any part of i | |
| 'I will know your blood, Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice... and drink deep.' | |
| 'Sodding blimy shaggin knickers bullocks -- oh no. I'm English.' | |
| 'Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.' | |
| 'I knew. I knew - the only thing better than killing a slayer would be fuc-' | |
| 'Can I have a cookie?' | |
| 'Here endeth the lesson.' | |
| | Quote | Episode |
|---|
| 'So, give what I want. Make me what I was... so Buffy can get what she deserves.' | |
| 'That's right. Who's bad now?' | |
| 'Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.' | |
| 'All I did was hold you, and watch you sleep, and it was the best night of my life. So I'm, yeah. Terrified.' | |
| '...Every night I save you.' | |
| 'What am I...? What's it look like, ya nit? I'm... exercising, aren't I?' | |
| 'When I say, 'I love you,' it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try.' | |
| 'Til the end of the world -- even if that happens to be tonight. Nobody touches the Little Bit while Spike's around. I promise.' | |
| 'I can feel it, Buffy. My soul. It's really there. Kinda stings.' | |
| 'We like to talk big... vampires do.' | |
| 'Afraid to give me a chance? Afraid I'm gonna --' | |
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