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| Wise Man: 'We were led by a star'. Mandy: '_____' | |
| Mrs. Gregory: 'What's so special about the cheesemakers?'. Gregory: 'Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to _____' | |
| Official: 'Now look! No-one is to stone anyone until _____' | |
| Ex-leper: 'Half a denarii for my bloody life story?'. Brian: 'There's just no pleasing some people'. Ex-leper: '_____' | |
| Mandy: 'He was a Roman, Brian. He was a centurion in the Roman army'. Brian: 'You mean you were raped?'. Mandy: '_____' | |
| Brian: 'Larks' tongues! Wrens' livers! Chaffinch brains! Jaguars' earlobes! _____' | |
| Brian: 'Are you the Judean Peoples' Front?'. Reg: 'F**k off!'. Brian: 'What?'. Reg: 'Judean Peoples' Front... we're _____' | |
| Francis: 'Our commando unit will approach from Fish Street, under cover of night, and make our way to the northwestern main drain. If questioned, we are _____' | |
| Ben: 'You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They _____' | |
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| Pontus Pilate: 'No, no, spiwit! Bwavado! A touch of dewwing do!'. Centurion: 'Oh. Er... _____' | |
| Pontus Pilate: 'I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called _____' | |
| Centurion: 'Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow horrible death!'. Matthias: 'Well _____' | |
| Mandy: 'What have you been up to my lad?'. Brian: 'Well... I think they must have popped by for something...'. Mandy: 'Popped by? _____' | |
| Mandy: 'Now you listen here! He's NOT the messiah, _____' | |
| Pontus Pilate: 'Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels'. Centurion: 'Er... _____' | |
| Pontus Pilate: 'It is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons. Whom would you have me welease?'. Crowd: '_____' | |
| Centurion: 'Where have they gone?'. Jailer: 'We've... we've got _____' | |
| 'When you're chewing on life's gristle/Don't grumble, give a whistle/And this'll help things turn out for the best/And _____' | |
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