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| Arthur: 'The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?'. Soldier: '_____' | |
| Dennis: 'You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause _____' | |
| Black Knight: 'I am invincible!'. Arthur: '_____' | |
| Sir Bedevere: 'What makes you think she is a witch?'. Villager: 'She turned me into a newt!'. Sir Bedevere: 'A newt?'. Villager: '_____' | |
| Arthur: 'Camelot!'. Sir Galahad: 'Camelot!'. Sir Lancelot: 'Camelot!'. Patsy: '_____' | |
| 'Between our quests/we sequin vests/_____' | |
| God: 'It's like those miserable psalms, _____' | |
| French Soldier: 'I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! _____' | |
| Knight: 'We are the knights who say _____' | |
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| Herbert's Father: 'Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful! She's rich! She's got huge... _____' | |
| Knight: 'Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... _____' | |
| Narrator: 'In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. _____' | |
| Tim the Enchanter: 'So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!'. Arthur: '_____' | |
| Sir Bors: 'Right, silly little bleeder. _____' | |
| Narrator: 'As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, _____' | |
| Old Man from Scene 24: 'What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?'. Arthur: 'What do you mean? _____' | |
| French Soldier: 'I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing, you _____' | |
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