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Joey: 'Now you're telling me I can't see her?! You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit!'
Mike: 'You can't keep a rat in your appartment! They're extremely unsanitary, and they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.' Phoebe: 'What are those?' Mike: 'I don't know...'
Rachel: 'Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and I can't find it?' Joey: 'Oh, no don't worry about that...'
Phoebe: 'It’s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. I'd get mad at him, but...'
Chandler: 'Do you think Monica is gonna be able smell it?' Phoebe: 'Are you kidding? The woman has the nose of a bloodhound…'
Ross: 'The world is your oyster. Kick up the heels. Paint the town red.' Rachel: '...'
Chandler: 'What is wrong with Emma?' Monica: 'She misunderstood...'
Joey: 'Hey you guys, I’m gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.' Ross: 'Rachel said she’d marry you?!' Joey: '...'
Phoebe: 'Hey look, you guys, it's snowing!' Rachel: 'Oh wow, it's so beautiful.' Ross: 'Wow, it really is!' Monica: '...'
Mike: 'So, you're a paleontologist, right?' Ross: 'Yeah.' Mike: 'My cousin's a paleontologist.' Ross: 'Well...'
Rachel: 'Gleba! Here it is. The fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.' Ross: '...'
Joey: 'Why do I smell men's cologne?' Monica: 'I think that's you.' Joey: 'Oh yeah...'
Phoebe: 'I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.' Ross: 'Oh, right, because he's a scientist!:' Phoebe: 'No, no, because, you know...'
Joey: 'You don't own a TV?!...'
Chandler: 'Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.' Ross: 'Why, why would you open it?' Chandler: 'Well, it didn't say 'this is a virus!'' Ross: 'What did it say?'
Mike: 'According to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.' Phoebe: '...'
Monica: 'I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment?...'
Phoebe: 'You'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.' Bitsy: 'Excuse me?' Phoebe: 'Oh no, don't get me wrong. Not in like a sissy way. When he gets going...'
Joey: 'The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said 'Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, ...''
Ross: 'Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.' Phoebe: 'I know! I guess I am! Oh my god!...'
Joey: 'Can you believe they're still not here? Ross: 'I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?' Joey: 'I know, I'm so bummed....'
Joey: 'Pretty soon they'll be back together.' Phoebe: 'By the time anyone's figured out what we've done...'
Rachel: 'So that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion?' Monica: '...'
Ross: 'Well, he's obviously late and the rule in my class is 'if you can't come on time, then don't come at all'...'
Chandler: 'Hi! My name is Chandler, here's my friend Ross right here, and we were wondering, you know, if you're up for it...'
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