| Quote | Character |
|---|
| Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it's real. When I'm around her, I completely forget where I am. | |
| I've sworn off men forever. But that doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance. | |
| That's the thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad. He just gets even. | |
| First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher. | |
| If I see something I haven't seen before I'll throw a dollar at it. | |
| I'm not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops just because of some guy. | |
| You're a powerful witch godess. Seize the day Brumhilda! | |
| You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touching of any kind? | |
| Dracula was a complete wuss... never showered. Very smelly. | |
| I'm saying this because of Elena. She's big on trust. The more you try to hide whatever it is you're hiding, the more determined she's gonna be to figure it out. | |
| His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue. | |
| I have two liters of soccer mom in the fridge. | |
| It's cool not growing old... I like being the eternal stud. | |
| Can we not kill anyone tonight, please? | |
| Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead. | |
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