| Question | Answer |
| Who studied 'pataphysical science? | |
| Where did she study it? | |
| What is Maxwell's last name? | |
| What was Maxwell's major? | |
| Where did Maxwell want to take his first victim? | |
| At school, what did Maxwell play? | |
| What did this cause the teacher to become? | |
| What did Maxwell's teacher wish to avoid? | |
| How many times did Maxwell write 'I must not be so' on the blackboard? | |
| | Question | Answer |
| What did P.C. Thirty-one claim to have caught? | |
| While standing alone, what did Maxwell paint? | |
| Where did Rose and Valerie scream from? | |
| What did they scream? | |
| Does the Judge agree? | |
| How many victims does Maxwell have in the duration of the song? | |
| What did the Silver Hammer make sure of? | |
| How many times is the Silver Hammer mentioned in the entire song? | |
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