| Quote | Character |
|---|
| Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision | |
| So, Jim. You're gonna live in the same house that you used to pee the bed in | |
| Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building, so the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard. | |
| The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive...like I did when I was a homeless man. | |
| Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life | |
| And I'm a director. Which on a film set, is the highest title there is. Do you know anything about film? | |
| I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms | |
| I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman Grill. | |
| I call it Pampong. I count how many times Jim gets up to go to reception to talk to you. | |
| I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself | |
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