| Hint | |
| Greatest player in MLB history | |
| Best looking centerfielder in baseball | |
| Biggest pimp in baseball who was cut by the AAA Mets in 2009 and has three names | |
| No utility man will ever be able to touch his greatness | |
| Better at punting than Jerry Jones is at having an ego | |
| Gives new meaning to the term lefty specialist (Extra hint: his first name is CJ) | |
| Paul McCartney | |
| The best 20 ppg 1 rpg 1 apg basketball player of all time who thankfully was never choked by Latrell Sprewell | |
| Get dunked on | |
| Helmet. Catch. | |
| The god of the Syracuse defense | |
| Matt Damon | |
| We're done professionally. | |
| HE CAUGHT 27 NO HITTERS!!! (who cares if he can't hit or throw anymore?) | |
| Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club | |
| Once was the greatest quarterback of all time | |
| Now starts over this godly man | |
| The reason Heidi Klum is so lucky | |
| The greatest small white 3rd down receiver in NFL History | |
| Third ear, pulling tractors with teeth | |
| You will always remember this as the day that you ALMOST caught... | |