| Which character said this line? | character |
| 'Pick me, choose me, love me'' | |
| ''Actually, I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan'' | |
| ''You made me love you, you made me let you in. And then you freaking died in my arms.'' | |
| ''George! It's really old guy! We could bring a marching band in here and he wouldn't know the difference!'' | |
| ''Are you really gay? Like, how gay are you? On a scale of 1 to gay?'' | |
| 'Panties, Meredith! I'm talkin' about the McFrickin' Code of Silence! The pair of panties I pulled off the bulletin board... not to mention the adulterous McSex I witnessed!'' | |
| 'I’m putting my foot down, either the dog moves out or I do. Foot, down, now. Me or the dog, which is it? [pauses] You hesitated! She hesitated!' | |
| 'Can I at least see one boob?' | |
| 'Hey, you're Addison Forbes Montgomery Shepard right? That's a lot of names, a lot of rich sounding names. You're rich, right?'' | |
| 'I'm desirable Amanda.' | |
| ''Yeah, because my babies will have Alzheimer's, and suicidal tendencies, and split ends.'' | |
| | Which character said this line? | character |
| 'Mama took my eyebrows.' | |
| 'Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!' | |
| 'Allow me to choke back some McVomit.' | |
| ''I hate, hate, hate this merger because I hate long distance relationships. I don't believe in them. So, you can't move to Portland.'' | |
| 'How's my favorite dirty mistress?' | |
| 'Morning, Dr. Model.' | |
| 'I wore my new lip gloss because my ex-boyfriend's wife looks like Isabella freaking Rossellini and I'm like, me. I'm trying to outdo her when she's the victim here.'' | |
| 'I just dropped 8.7 million dollars on the floor.' | |
| I like penis. I'm a huge huge fan of penis. | |
| 'If you thumb-suckers don't stop whining, I swear I won't show you what's behind this door. And trust me, you wanna see what's behind this door.' | |
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