| Quote | Movie |
| Foot-ball tree-outs. What the hells a treeout? | |
| Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG! | |
| Are you too good for your home, ball? | |
| You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants! | |
| I'm from the south. The deep south. | |
| That one hurt my marble sack! | |
| I feel pretty, oh so pretty. | |
| Do you sell universal remotes here? | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| Hip? Hip hop? Hip hop anonymous? DAMN YOU, you give him the easy ones! | |
| Watch out for that sleep panic disorder! | |
| Your girlfriends here, shes acting very hooteriffic again. | |
| Aquariums make me... super horny. | |
| No son of mine will be playin' no fooseball! | |
| YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN! | |
| Oh no, he's angry. You won't like him when he's angry! | |
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