| Quote | TV Show | Characters |
|---|
| Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on your clothes. | |
| Are you my caucasian? | |
| Your parents fake their way through it, you fake your way through it. And hopefully you don't raise a serial killer. | |
| Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies. | |
| Not that there's anything wrong with that. | |
| If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. | |
| They don't know we know they know we know. | |
| Hey loser, how's not playing laser tag? Cause playing laser tag is awesome! | |
| I'm afraid we need to use... MATH | |
| | Quote | TV Show | Characters |
|---|
| I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY! | |
| Yeah, they don't come around much anymore, so we want to spend as much time as possible with them. I've been told that's how I feel. | |
| Hey I know you're upset, but if you ever mention my mother's loins or their frothiness to me again I don't know what I'll do, but it will be bad. Now let's go bury this dead hooker | |
| White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X. | |
| My mom says there are a lot of black people in China. | |
| I would say hug it out, but I don’t want you drawing wood. | |
| Why do you need birth control pills? Does he touch you!?! | |
| You mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer! WUTHUPPP! | |
| Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. | |
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Fresh Prince of Bel Air 
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