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Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on your clothes.
Are you my caucasian?
Your parents fake their way through it, you fake your way through it. And hopefully you don't raise a serial killer.
Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Jerry Seinfeld/George Costanza/Cosmo Kramer
If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.
They don't know we know they know we know.
Hey loser, how's not playing laser tag? Cause playing laser tag is awesome!
I'm afraid we need to use... MATH
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth (in Bender's body)
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
Yeah, they don't come around much anymore, so we want to spend as much time as possible with them. I've been told that's how I feel.
Hey I know you're upset, but if you ever mention my mother's loins or their frothiness to me again I don't know what I'll do, but it will be bad. Now let's go bury this dead hooker
White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
My mom says there are a lot of black people in China.
I would say hug it out, but I don’t want you drawing wood.
Why do you need birth control pills? Does he touch you!?!
You mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer! WUTHUPPP!
Dr. Christopher Turk
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
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