| Quote | Movie |
| Monkey is out of the bottle man. | |
| It was just like the 60's again! Step outside you nazi cow. | |
| Too early for flapjacks? | |
| How would you know the difference between the dream world, and the real world? | |
| I'm not here to service you, I'm here to service these young boys. | |
| Hmmm, I don't feel drunk. | |
| I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. | |
| Yea, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. | |
| What kind of convenience store do you run here? | |
| And he says, 'Oh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice. | |
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| Why shouldn't I work for the NSA??...That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot... | |
| I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in a dictionary. | |
| What is this?!? A center for ants?!? | |
| Wolfie's fine honey, Wolfie's just fine. Where are you? | |
| I must admit I didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man. | |
| You really gotta hand it to those Federal Marshals... boy, it's not like he hanged himself by his shoelaces or slashed his wrists with a concealed butter knife. | |
| We got no food no jobs... our pets' heads are falling off!!! | |
| That's like being the smartest person with Down's Syndrome! | |
| But what if none of us goes for the blonde? | |
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