| Quote | Movie |
| It's in...oh my god, it's in! | |
| He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. | |
| Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.* | |
| You can learn a lot, watching things eat. | |
| I'm a rooster illusion. | |
| Jesus, Focker. It's just a game. | |
| None of you seem to get it. I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with ME! | |
| He does think better with that bat. | |
| I still wanna hang out. Despite that joke. | |
| Yeah, a landlord's dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue. | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? | |
| Keep antagonizing me, watch what happens. Watch what happens. | |
| Well, why don't you cry about it. Saddlebags! | |
| Hey, maybe they're playing Marco Polo. Marco. | |
| Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner. | |
| Tell him... if it was gonna be anyone, I'm glad it was him. | |
| They went together like lamb and tuna fish. | |
| I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. | |
| We got a bleeder! | |
| Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. | |
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