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| What was all that one in a million talk? | |
| Oh wait, was she a great big fat person? | |
| I hope you have a big trunk...cause I'm putting my bike in it | |
| If we was gonna fight him we should have fought him then; we got snacks now. | |
| Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know? | |
| If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. | |
| I'm in the zone man! They're pissed off, I'm in the zone! | |
| Okay, so what am I doing?... I'm chasing this guy... Nope, he's chasing me. | |
| The painting was a gift Todd. I'm taking it with me. | |
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| And like that, puh. He's gone. | |
| Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam? | |
| People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. | |
| Well, I missed a four foot putt on 18 for an 82, that's how. | |
| They only see what they want to see. | |
| Who needs a time machine? | |
| Rollo Tomasi? You ever heard Vincennes mention it? | |
| Well, then you must be as blind as Anne Frank. | |
| Unless I'm mistaken, they were going to testify under oath that they had absolutely no recollection of anything. | |
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