| Quote | Guido/Guidette | Also Known As |
| As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation. | |
| My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscles, juice-head, guido. | |
| These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos. | |
| I am the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby. | |
| I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham. | |
| Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird. | |
| Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural. | |
| We’re beatin’-up-the-beat, that’s what we say when we’re doing our fist pump. | |
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