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| You don't need to put your P in a V right now. | |
| You sound like... | |
| I like her red hair. | |
| Are those sad tissues... | |
| Oh if they were Sean John sweatpants it would be no problem... | |
| What's the state fish of Hawaii? | |
| Get hard for me Pete. | |
| You have Christ between your thighs... | |
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| How you served 5 years under her, I don't know. | |
| You're my step-brother! | |
| Oh, I'm Samantha | |
| Oh, come on Peter! | |
| I hate your music. | |
| Let me just say that if God was a city planner... | |
| How are things going with the lady? | |
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