My insurance does not cover PMS!

Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?

I burn, I pine, I perish.

Sweet love, renew thy force.

I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?

You're asking me out?

I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is.

Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?

What is it with this chick?

Then what did I have an effect on?

Where's your sister going?

Mr. Stratford, it's just a party!

Where did you come from? Planet 'Loser'?

This morning, I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, do you know what she said to me?

Ooh, see that, there.

You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke

So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.

The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.

Wow, is this what a bar looks like?

And, um, and here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.

Alright, uh, yeah, okay, here's this, uh... Likes: Thai food, feminist pros and angry girl music of the Indie Rock persuasion. Here's a list of the CDs that she has in her room.

Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy. Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria?

I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years of upper middle-class suburban oppression. Must be tough.

You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know?

You're 18, you don't know what you want.

I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.

But she's a mutant! What if she never dates?

Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to that antiquated mating-ritual?

You're looking at this from entirely the wrong perspective. We're making a statement.

You suck!

These delusionals are your White Rastas. Uh, they're big Marley fans, they think they're black, semi-political, but mostly...

Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?

What'd she say?

Well, you don't know. She could, uh, she could need a day to cool off.

Now there's a way to get a guy's attention huh?

You are amazingly self-assured, has anyone ever told you that?

I thought for sure I was busted when I was climbing out that window, I tell you. So, how did you keep him distracted?

Hey, no, hey. I don't wanna hear that defeatist attitude... I wanna hear you upbeat!

William. He asked me to meet him here.

This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it trailer park.

What's there is a snotty little princess wearing a strategically planned sundress to make guys like us realize we can never touch her, and guys like, uh, Joey realize they want to.

That's for making my date bleed!

Tell me something true

I want you to wear the belly

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.

I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.