| Character | Performer |
| A Grumpy Old Man | |
| The Anal Retentive Chef | |
| Aunt Linda | |
| Baba Wawa | |
| Barry and Robin Gibb | |
| The Bass-O-Matic Pitchman | |
| Brian Fellows | |
| Bronx Beat Hosts | |
| Buckwheat | |
| Cajun Man | |
| Church Lady | |
| Debbie Downer | |
| Fericito | |
| Garth | |
| Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute | |
| Goat Boy | |
| Gumby | |
| Len Tuckwilla, Driftwood Artist | |
| Linda Richmond | |
| Lionel Osbourne | |
| Pete Schweddy | |
| Opera Man | |
| | Character | Performer |
| Tommy Flanagan, The Pathological Liar | |
| Velvet Jones | |
| Mister Robinson | |
| Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer | |
| Tim Calhoun | |
| Penelope | |
| Pat | |
| Sensitive Naked Man | |
| The Richmeister | |
| Stuart Smally | |
| Hanz and Franz | |
| Vinny Videcci | |
| Mr. Subliminal | |
| Judy Grimes | |
| Lisa Loopner | |
| Beldar Conehead | |
| Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man | |
| The Roxbury Guys | |
| Matt Foley | |
| Pat Stevens | |
| MacGruber | |
| Two Wild and Crazy Guys | |
| | Character | Performer |
| Total Bastard Airlines Steward | |
| Simon | |
| Rhonda Weiss | |
| Nick the Lounge Singer | |
| Mary Katherine Gallagher | |
| Gap Girls | |
| Massive Head Wound Harry | |
| Roseanne Roseannadanna | |
| Samurai Futaba | |
| Elwood Blues | |
| Jake Blues | |
| Pete from the Olympia Cafe | |
| Nat X | |
| Father Guido Sarducci | |
| Bob Swerski | |
| Fernando Lamas | |
| Dieter | |
| Jarret | |
| Evelyn Quince, Host of Tales of Ribaldry | |
| Wayne | |
| Dick Clark's receptionist | |
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