| Year/Plot | Movie |
| 1973: The bad guy's a twelve year old girl/The good guys are men who fight sin/Known as the scariest movie ever/It's sure to make your head spin | |
| 1996: He pays to have his wife kidnapped/The cop has a kid on the way/His plan doesn't work out so smoothly/Look out for that woodchipper, ay! | |
| 1994: America during its most radical changes/Through the eyes of a handicapped man/But he doesn't let it get him down/Cuz he has Jenny and Lieutenant Dan | |
| 1987: Vietnam wasn't a good time/ I wish that we didn't go but/It appears boot camp was worse/If you got caught with a jelly donut | |
| 1985: Kids get chased by criminals/To a ship that hasn't sunk/It all works out in the end though/Because Sloth love Chunk! | |
| 2009: Las Vegas can be lots of fun/As long as you don't get drugged/Or steal Mike Tyson's tiger/Or kidnap an Asian thug | |
| 2009: The Nazis were very bad/But that we already knew/Why would you want to fight against/The side with a guy named the Bear Jew? | |
| 1993: An old man gets an idea/To bring dinosaurs back around/But everything goes very wrong/When the guy from Seinfeld shuts the power down | |
| 2003: This is the final chapter/Of a Three-Part epic saga/The climatic scene of this film contains/'My precious' going into the lava | |
| 2001: This surreal psychological thriller/It's hard to say what its about/There are lesbians, hitmen, and nightmares/The guy behind Winkies freaks me out | |