| the bride and the groom | her new name |
| If Holly Hunter married Elijah Wood, she would be | |
| If Robin Tunney married Lloyd Banks she would be | |
| If Liv Tyler maried Ryder Strong, she would be | |
| If Cameron Diaz married Russell Crowe, she would be | |
| If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she would be | |
| If Leelee Sobieski married Jason Lee, she would be | |
| If Tyra Banks married Jeremy Irons, she would be | |
| If Dolly Parton married Elijah Wood, she would be | |
| Scarlett Johansson married David Letterman, she would be | |
| If Bea Arthur married Sting, she would be | |
| If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she would be | |
| If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she would be | |