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| You named your fake detective agency 'Psych'? As in 'gotcha'? Why didn't you just call it 'Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebo | |
| Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to name a body part, man, name your butt. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon | |
| Whatever, Shawn. All I know is when I varnish my boat and I don't want it to streak, I sand off a layer first. Same thing goes with tanning | |
| Detective Lassiter is literally on fire today | |
| Lassiter, ease up. We're lucky if our psychic doesn't lick the body | |
| Dude, we actually started an urban legend | |
| Unless it was approaching in a threatening manner, or refused to stop upon my command. I would probably just fire a warning shot to make my point, but it's actually a field decisio | |
| That is an anti-tank weapon, and you're pointing it at yourself | |
| I'm not going to let you just waltz around here like some kid in a candy store | |
| The cat is not my new partner, Gus; don't be ridiculous | |
| Oh yeah? Well I've got an ice-cold can of whup-ass just sitting in that fridge | |
| I feel like I have been incarcerated in a blueberry. This car makes me want to weep and then die | |
| If Chief Vick knew I was running names for you guys, I'd lose my ass | |
| Just so you know, Mauler barks at all cars, not just... blue ones | |
| Uh... I might have dropped six allergy pills in your Frosty while you were peeing | |
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| If you confess now, name your accomplices, I will let the D.A. know you cooperated and maybe, just maybe, no guarantees, JUST maybe... they'll cut you a break | |
| I'm a man of untold mystery. that's why my friends call me G | |
| The jackal has arrived | |
| It goes without saying, Mr. Spencer, that your father is in no way to participate in this investigation. He's no longer on the force, and his meddling could compromise the case in | |
| I'm not mad; I'm happy, I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot | |
| We don't have balls | |
| My father's name was Mary and his father before him was named Mary and his father before him was named Craig | |
| You solved one mystery, and now you're renting office space? | |
| You - you want me to come with you to awkward class? | |
| Shawn, don't forget that you are in a lot of trouble here and I am probably the only person in this room who cares to see you get out of it. Now it's 2:30 in the morning; we've bee | |
| Mr. Spencer, I'm surprised you didn't take the Segway | |
| Fire murderer... furderer | |
| My son, the super sleuth, can't even get himself access into an old folks' home | |
| You're not hired. I can't pay you. If it turns out there's something to it, I'll make sure you get put on the case. That's all I can do | |
| Okay, here's the thing. The police may have found a body... which I may have picked up on my police scanner which... I may have brought with me | |
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