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| Last time I looked in the dictionary... | |
| You woke up the bears... | |
| Where'd you get your clothes... | |
| I'm in a glass ... | |
| This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what... | |
| You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while... | |
| Hello, Baxter? Baxter, is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain... | |
| Wow, this burrito is delicious... | |
| This is worse than that time... | |
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| Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin... | |
| It's so damn hot... | |
| What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad... | |
| I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room... | |
| Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they... | |
| The only way to bag a classy lady is to... | |
| I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... | |
| I love... | |
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Mitch Hedberg Jokes
