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| Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? | |
| People on 'ludes should not drive. | |
| That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age. | |
| You can wake up now, the universe has ended. | |
| I just killed my best friend. | |
| Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me? | |
| I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh. | |
| Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood. | |
| Good morning, Mr. M. Looks like you could use a cupcake! | |
| You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do. | |
| The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me, Ice Man, Power Lloyd, my assault on the world begins now. | |
| I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular. | |
| I didn't mean to be individualistic. | |
| When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face. | |
| They're all gonna laugh at you! | |
| I guess everybody has their own idea of fun. Some people go to football games. Other people do less superficial things. | |
| I'm an adult. I want to have fun. I want to go to Liverpool and discover the Beatles. | |
| On behalf of the students from Vince Lombardi High who are here tonight, I'd just like to say one thing: Screw you, Principal Togar, we made it to the concert anyway! | |
| Nothin's really been right since Sam the Lion died. | |
| This is a battle, a war, and the casualties could be your hearts and souls. | |
| Rizzo got a bun in the oven. | |
| I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady. | |
| Dorothy the only thing I know, is that your momma's a hoe! | |
| I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE! | |
| You know, most people would kill... to be treated like a god, just for a few moments. | |
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| We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room! | |
| If you want to dance wif me, you bleedin' well ask proper! | |
| Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? | |
| Go do something your own age, like demolish a phonebox! | |
| You're a great cheerleader, Aaron, and you're cute as hell, but maybe you're just not 'boyfriend' material. | |
| Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything. | |
| No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel! | |
| People always say to me, 'when you get to the NBA, don't forget about me.' Well, I should've said back, 'if I don't make it to the NBA, don't you forget about me.' Link this quote | |
| I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. That's when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made. | |
| No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference. | |
| I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons. | |
| Being perfect is when you can look someone in the eye and know you did not let them down. | |
| Oh one last kiss... there never was such bliss... I love your dentifrice! | |
| You're a stone fox. | |
| I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp. | |
| You ignored the Donald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express! | |
| I's young, I's single, and I loves to mingle! | |
| Tough guys don't do math. Tough guys fry chicken for a living. | |
| You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady. | |
| Will you be my bodyguard? I'll pay you fifty cents every day. I'll do your homework for you. I'm pretty smart. | |
| Football. It's a form of mating ritual. | |
| I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. | |
| Hey, no problem. Just a couple of clean American kids experimenting with sex. | |
| I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud. | |
| No, mom! I'm not spoiled! I'm not spoiled mom! I'm just as fresh and virginal like the day I was born, mom! | |
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