| QUOTE | FILM TITLE |
| The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue. | |
| Did I vomit on you? | |
| Are you trying to tell me that you enjoyed that orgasm set to the 'Gandhi' soundtrack? | |
| You don't wanna talk you wanna poke dents on my baby's head! | |
| That's like an alcoholic saying I only drink Tequila | |
| Do you want me around or not? 'Cause if you don't it's okay, just tell me. | |
| If you were able to know when you were going to die, would you want to know? | |
| I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. | |
| Can't you understand English? He said 'phone'. He wants to call somebody. | |
| Mother wanted me to come out in a kimono, so we had quite a fight. | |
| | QUOTE | FILM TITLE |
| Martini, are you okay? | |
| I would rather die a thousand deaths than see my mother's dress on that spoiled, selfish cow! | |
| I hope that when I die, I'll have owned a sports car, had a family, a home. | |
| You want my permission to use a small amount of heroine forever? | |
| I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell... | |
| Just take a hammer and kill me. | |
| Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes! | |
| I can't believe it... Bruce Willis is a ghost! | |
| I think if you once loved someone enough to marry them, you should at least be nice to them, even if you don't love 'em any more | |
| Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 goddamn times! | |
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