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Speed of light and strength of all/
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
What smells like deer?
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Are we there yet?
We get it! You're from space!
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Chiaotzu! My partner!
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Right in the downunder.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Sup, Bubblegum?
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
Shut your f***ing face!!
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Why did I explode?
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Clothes beam!
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Did that cat just talk?
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
I...hate...all of you.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
This is vintage Recoome right here!
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go

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