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Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Sup, Bubblegum?
I...hate...all of you.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Are we there yet?
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Shut your f***ing face!!
Why did I explode?
Doooooooodge!
Clothes beam!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Quack!!
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Right in the downunder.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
I want to see the parrots.
Did that cat just talk?
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
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And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
We get it! You're from space!
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
It's tight and damp.
Too bad I'm not a Namekian...be reeeally handy right about now.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
This is vintage Recoome right here!
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
What smells like deer?
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
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Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
OF COURSE NOT! I'M F***ING EVIL!!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Gonna need a senzu for that one
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.

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