Team Four Star DBZ Quotes

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Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Speed of light and strength of all/
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Are we there yet?
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Sup, Bubblegum?
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Clothes beam!
What smells like deer?
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Right in the downunder.
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Shut your f***ing face!!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Why did I explode?
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Did that cat just talk?
I...hate...all of you.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
We get it! You're from space!
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!

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