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At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Shut your f***ing face!!
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Gonna need a senzu for that one
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Quack!!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
It's tight and damp.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Why did I explode?
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
Did ya try working the shaft?
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
We're doin' commentary, mate.
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
OF COURSE NOT! I'M F***ING EVIL!!
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Chiaotzu! My partner!
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No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Are we there yet?
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Right in the downunder.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
We get it! You're from space!
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
What smells like deer?
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
I...hate...all of you.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
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Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Too bad I'm not a Namekian...be reeeally handy right about now.
Did that cat just talk?
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Clothes beam!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
I want to see the parrots.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Sup, Bubblegum?
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Doooooooodge!
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.

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