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And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
It's tight and damp.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Clothes beam!
I want to see the parrots.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Did that cat just talk?
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
What smells like deer?
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Are we there yet?
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Shut your f***ing face!!
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Why did I explode?
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
I...hate...all of you.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
Right in the downunder.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Sup, Bubblegum?
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Gonna need a senzu for that one
Too bad I'm not a reeeally handy right about now.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
We get it! You're from space!
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
If trouble meets us as we pass/
This is vintage Recoome right here!
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.

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