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Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Clothes beam!
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
We get it! You're from space!
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
It's tight and damp.
Gonna need a senzu for that one
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Too bad I'm not a Namekian...be reeeally handy right about now.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Right in the downunder.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Shut your f***ing face!!
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Did ya try working the shaft?
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
Why did I explode?
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
What smells like deer?
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Sup, Bubblegum?
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Chiaotzu! My partner!
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Are we there yet?
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
I...hate...all of you.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Did that cat just talk?
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
I want to see the parrots.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
This is vintage Recoome right here!
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.

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