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As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
What smells like deer?
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Right in the downunder.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Did that cat just talk?
I want to see the parrots.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Why did I explode?
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Shut your f***ing face!!
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
Too bad I'm not a reeeally handy right about now.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Gonna need a senzu for that one
Clothes beam!
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Sup, Bubblegum?
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
I...hate...all of you.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
We get it! You're from space!
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Are we there yet?
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
It's tight and damp.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!

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