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WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Why did I explode?
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Are we there yet?
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Right in the downunder.
We get it! You're from space!
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Sup, Bubblegum?
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Did that cat just talk?
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
I...hate...all of you.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
If trouble meets us as we pass/
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Did ya try working the shaft?
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Shut your f***ing face!!
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
We're doin' commentary, mate.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Clothes beam!
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
What smells like deer?
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go

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