Team Four Star DBZ Quotes

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Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Did that cat just talk?
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Sup, Bubblegum?
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Shut your f***ing face!!
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Are we there yet?
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Did ya try working the shaft?
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
I...hate...all of you.
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
What smells like deer?
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
We get it! You're from space!
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
Right in the downunder.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Clothes beam!
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Speed of light and strength of all/
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Why did I explode?

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