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Are we there yet?
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Shut your f***ing face!!
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
We get it! You're from space!
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
It's tight and damp.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Gonna need a senzu for that one
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
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I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Speed of light and strength of all/
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Right in the downunder.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Did that cat just talk?
Did ya try working the shaft?
OF COURSE NOT! I'M F***ING EVIL!!
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
What smells like deer?
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Sup, Bubblegum?
Why did I explode?
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Doooooooodge!
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Clothes beam!
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
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Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
I want to see the parrots.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Too bad I'm not a Namekian...be reeeally handy right about now.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Quack!!
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
I...hate...all of you.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!

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