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I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Why did I explode?
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Are we there yet?
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
What smells like deer?
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Too bad I'm not a Namekian...be reeeally handy right about now.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Right in the downunder.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
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Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Clothes beam!
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
We get it! You're from space!
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Gonna need a senzu for that one
If trouble meets us as we pass/
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Speed of light and strength of all/
Shut your f***ing face!!
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Sup, Bubblegum?
We're doin' commentary, mate.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Doooooooodge!
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
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This is vintage Recoome right here!
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
I...hate...all of you.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Quack!!
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Did that cat just talk?
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
OF COURSE NOT! I'M F***ING EVIL!!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
It's tight and damp.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
I want to see the parrots.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!

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