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Clothes beam!
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Gonna need a senzu for that one
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
It's tight and damp.
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Shut your f***ing face!!
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
I...hate...all of you.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Sup, Bubblegum?
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
I want to see the parrots.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Did that cat just talk?
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Right in the downunder.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Why did I explode?
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Too bad I'm not a reeeally handy right about now.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
What smells like deer?
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
We get it! You're from space!
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Are we there yet?
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
This is vintage Recoome right here!
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.

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