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Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Speed of light and strength of all/
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Clothes beam!
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Did ya try working the shaft?
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
I...hate...all of you.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Doooooooodge!
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Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Why did I explode?
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
If trouble meets us as we pass/
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Shut your f***ing face!!
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Right in the downunder.
Quack!!
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
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Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Did that cat just talk?
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Are we there yet?
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
We get it! You're from space!
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
OF COURSE NOT! I'M F***ING EVIL!!
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
What smells like deer?
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Sup, Bubblegum?
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!

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