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Speed of light and strength of all/
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Clothes beam!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
What smells like deer?
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Did ya try working the shaft?
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Shut your f***ing face!!
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Why did I explode?
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Sup, Bubblegum?
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
If trouble meets us as we pass/
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Are we there yet?
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Did that cat just talk?
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Right in the downunder.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
I...hate...all of you.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
We get it! You're from space!
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?

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