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Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Clothes beam!
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Shut your f***ing face!!
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Sup, Bubblegum?
We get it! You're from space!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Right in the downunder.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Did that cat just talk?
Why did I explode?
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
I...hate...all of you.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Are we there yet?
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
What smells like deer?
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.

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