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Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
We get it! You're from space!
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Are we there yet?
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Sup, Bubblegum?
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Did that cat just talk?
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Why did I explode?
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
Shut your f***ing face!!
Right in the downunder.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
What smells like deer?
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Clothes beam!
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
I...hate...all of you.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!

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