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Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Sup, Bubblegum?
If trouble meets us as we pass/
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Right in the downunder.
We get it! You're from space!
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Did that cat just talk?
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Why did I explode?
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
I...hate...all of you.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
Gonna need a senzu for that one
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Shut your f***ing face!!
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Too bad I'm not a reeeally handy right about now.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Clothes beam!
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
It's tight and damp.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
I want to see the parrots.
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
Chiaotzu! My partner!
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Did ya try working the shaft?
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
What smells like deer?
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Are we there yet?
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!

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