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Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Speed of light and strength of all/
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Too bad I'm not a reeeally handy right about now.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Did that cat just talk?
We get it! You're from space!
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
I want to see the parrots.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Shut your f***ing face!!
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
It's tight and damp.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Why did I explode?
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Gonna need a senzu for that one
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
I...hate...all of you.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Did ya try working the shaft?
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
If trouble meets us as we pass/
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Right in the downunder.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
What smells like deer?
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Sup, Bubblegum?
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Are we there yet?
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Clothes beam!
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.

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