Team Four Star DBZ Quotes

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Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Did ya try working the shaft?
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
We get it! You're from space!
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Speed of light and strength of all/
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Are we there yet?
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Why did I explode?
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
What smells like deer?
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
I...hate...all of you.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Sup, Bubblegum?
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Right in the downunder.
Clothes beam!
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Did that cat just talk?
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Shut your f***ing face!!

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