| Quote | Character |
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| Doooooooodge! | |
| Are we there yet? | |
| Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales! | |
| Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower! | |
| I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name] | |
| Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series! | |
| What smells like deer? | |
| I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull! | |
| Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat. | |
| Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey! | |
| Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja? | |
| But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles. | |
| ...grappling each ozzer on ze cold ground, ja. | |
| All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name]. | |
| I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands. | |
| Clothes beam! | |
| Daddy... daddy...? | |
| I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer. | |
| I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t... | |
| I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales. | |
| Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here. | |
| As a memorial to Yamcha: gay. | |
| Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi? | |
| But Vegeta... tricks are for kids. | |
| At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right. | |
| Enjoy the climb back up, bitch! | |
| Vegeta! Look! A pokemon. | |
| Did that cat just talk? | |
| Uncle [character's name] is pissed!! | |
| Shut your f***ing face!! | |
| Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog! | |
| Chiaotzu! My partner! | |
| AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career. | |
| That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes. | |
| I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak! | |
| Welcome to Oz, bitch! | |
| Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue. | |
| But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen! | |
| Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry... | |
| Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve! | |
| I'll tell you where they're not: safe. | |
| Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what? | |
| So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys. | |
| Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one. | |
| Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you. | |
| Child psychology... with a minor in pain! | |
| Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch. | |
| Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help. | |
| Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both. | |
| First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training... | |
| We get it! You're from space! | |
| I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane. | |
| Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz. | |
| Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds... | |
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| I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife. | |
| OF COURSE NOT! I'M F***ING EVIL!! | |
| I...hate...all of you. | |
| And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire. | |
| And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!! | |
| It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon. | |
| It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him. | |
| Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature. | |
| What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant? | |
| Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face. | |
| Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer. | |
| Hahahooooooooh my! ...12 | |
| Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you. | |
| Zarbon, 2 or 3 more. | |
| Sup, Bubblegum? | |
| Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name. | |
| I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess. | |
| We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go | |
| I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'! | |
| I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.' | |
| ...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet. | |
| And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel. | |
| Did I just get hit by a bowlcut? | |
| It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins. | |
| WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife! | |
| WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned! | |
| Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong! | |
| Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek. | |
| Quack!! | |
| Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter. | |
| I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me. | |
| Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon? | |
| I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head. | |
| Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example. | |
| Why did I explode? | |
| I'm'a rape ya, bitch! | |
| Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball. | |
| An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest. | |
| But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey! | |
| Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit? | |
| You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that. | |
| To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides. | |
| Sure is 'Zarbon' in here. | |
| Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet! | |
| I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl. | |
| Speed of light and strength of all/ | |
| The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/ | |
| Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/ | |
| We'll beat them all, secure the course/ | |
| If trouble meets us as we pass/ | |
| We'll shove our fists right up their ass! | |
| If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'? | |
| You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with. | |
| Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth. | |
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| Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills! | |
| Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.' | |
| Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life! | |
| The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!! | |
| I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision. | |
| This is vintage Recoome right here! | |
| Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it! | |
| Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine! | |
| We're doin' commentary, mate. | |
| Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'. | |
| Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss. | |
| Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is! | |
| No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!! | |
| How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too. | |
| I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense! | |
| Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'. | |
| Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though. | |
| Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy. | |
| [singing] Nana-nana-nana-nana Dende. Dende, Dende. | |
| What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene! | |
| Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam! | |
| And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going. | |
| Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away. | |
| They make a special shampoo for that, I hear. | |
| Did ya try working the shaft? | |
| Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance. | |
| This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here. | |
| Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] . | |
| Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too! | |
| Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck. | |
| That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you! | |
| This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest. | |
| So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them. | |
| Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls. | |
| Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I? | |
| Right in the downunder. | |
| Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta... | |
| You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance. | |
| Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy. | |
| If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick. | |
| Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!? | |
| Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!! | |
| Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma! | |
| Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago. | |
| First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now. | |
| Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal! | |
| I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now... | |
| Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'. | |
| 'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia. | |
| Wait, my son, the planet, or me? | |
| and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half? | |
| Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things. | |
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