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We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
I...hate...all of you.
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
Quack!!
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
What smells like deer?
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
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Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
We get it! You're from space!
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Did ya try working the shaft?
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Doooooooodge!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Sup, Bubblegum?
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Right in the downunder.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Did that cat just talk?
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Shut your f***ing face!!
Why did I explode?
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
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Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Clothes beam!
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Are we there yet?
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
OF COURSE NOT! I'M F***ING EVIL!!
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.

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