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If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
We get it! You're from space!
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Right in the downunder.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Speed of light and strength of all/
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Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Are we there yet?
Why did I explode?
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
OF COURSE NOT! I'M F***ING EVIL!!
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Shut your f***ing face!!
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Clothes beam!
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
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I...hate...all of you.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Doooooooodge!
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Quack!!
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Did that cat just talk?
Chiaotzu! My partner!
What smells like deer?
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Did ya try working the shaft?
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Sup, Bubblegum?
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.

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