Team Four Star DBZ Quotes

Random Entertainment or quote Quiz

Can you name the Characters in DBZ Abridged who said these quotes?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

How to Play
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
Did that cat just talk?
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Why did I explode?
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Speed of light and strength of all/
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
We get it! You're from space!
Shut your f***ing face!!
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Are we there yet?
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
What smells like deer?
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
I...hate...all of you.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Sup, Bubblegum?
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Clothes beam!
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Right in the downunder.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.

Friend Scores

  Player Best Score Plays Last Played
You You haven't played this game yet.

You Might Also Like...