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Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Chiaotzu! My partner!
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
If trouble meets us as we pass/
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Right in the downunder.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Did that cat just talk?
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Clothes beam!
Sup, Bubblegum?
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Are we there yet?
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
It's tight and damp.
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Shut your f***ing face!!
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
We get it! You're from space!
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
What smells like deer?
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Gonna need a senzu for that one
I...hate...all of you.
I want to see the parrots.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Too bad I'm not a Namekian...be reeeally handy right about now.
Speed of light and strength of all/
Why did I explode?
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!

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