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Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Are we there yet?
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Clothes beam!
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Why did I explode?
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Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
OF COURSE NOT! I'M F***ING EVIL!!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
We get it! You're from space!
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
Speed of light and strength of all/
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Did that cat just talk?
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Sup, Bubblegum?
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Doooooooodge!
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
I...hate...all of you.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Shut your f***ing face!!
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Right in the downunder.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
If trouble meets us as we pass/
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Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Quack!!
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
What smells like deer?
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?

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