| Quote | Character |
| 'We were on a break!' | |
| 'How you doin'?' | |
| 'Who thinks the food here is pretentious comma garlicy' | |
| 'Just three? I'm dilated three?' | |
| 'Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!' | |
| 'No uterus, no opinion!' | |
| '...we are desert stealers. We living outside the law!' | |
| 'Should I use my invisibility to fight crime, or for evil?' | |
| 'Well, not so much a pet, as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for!' | |
| 'You know how people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?' | |