| Joke | Name of Person |
| You're 6'11' and you weigh 90 pounds? | |
| You're a kiss a** (suck-up)? | |
| You failed art school? | |
| You slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one? | |
| I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke? | |
| Your teeth called, your breath stinks? | |
| Well there you are, i didn't see you behind that grain of rice? | |
| You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks? | |
| You're gay? | |
| Cornell called they think you suck, and you're gayer than Oscar? | |