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| Where to begin? You're rude, annoying, you throw up on little kids, cheer for opponent injuries, and are the perfect definition of classless, btw 2 titles in 127 years is pathetic | |
| Your team is so irrelevant, when asked to name a player, people still guess #19. Wait, you're in first? | |
| You worshipped a cheater and a fraud, and he won you nothing, good enough | |
| Everyone loved your team when you beat the Yan, actually, can I see your papers first? | |
| You worshipped a cheater and a fraud, and he won you nothing, and now he's a coach? Miller Lite is better. | |
| You think a game goes from the 3rd-7th, you call yourselves fans, you're not, good luck with that divorce | |
| The most known aspect of your team is an annoying hill in centerfield, 40+ years of existance, 0 WS wins, Killer B's didn't exactly kill did they? | |
| Just think, a 13 year old Yankee fan has seen 5x the titles that your great, great grandfather has. You're so lame, you blame your troubles on a farm animal. | |
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| Your fans are so lame, they actually wanted to copyright the re-naming of a month because of a freak playoff run. How did that end again by the way? | |
| 18 straight. wow, I don't even want to make fun of you, I just feel sorry for you | |
| There are more fans of the movie Gigli than this team, like your state counterpart, you don't deserve an MLB franchise | |
| The Black Sox, Carlton Fisk, no one remembers when you win, and your most famous player is a disgrace | |
| You'll always be #2, and the joke, of your city. Big payroll, zero results, trust me, no one wants to meet you | |
| Your support is so bad that franchises have failed twice in your city. Third times a charm right? Wrong | |
| Most of you aren't even from the city, you just call yourselves fans because they used to be on national TV, and the chop is not only offensive, but annoying | |
| You get excited to see a man go down a slide and a bunch of sausages run around.... that's a loss of man points | |
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