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The Evil Overlord list has been around since 1994. It was intended as a survival guide for prospective Evil Overlords by illustrating elementary mistakes made by their predecessors.
When it is prophesied that no man can defeat me
I will plan in advance what to do with each of my enemies if they are captured.
I will add indelible dye to the moat.
I will decree that all hay be shipped in tightly-packed bales.
All giant serpents acting as guardians in underground lakes
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity.
One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child.
I will never utter the sentence:
When I employ people as advisors
My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage
I will dress in bright and cheery colors
All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death.
I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am.
I will not turn into a snake.
I will not grow a goatee.
If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him.
I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting.
When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his
I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money.
I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness.
I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being
My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship.
Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery
My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using.
If my advisors ask 'Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?'
Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors.
I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest
I will not tell my Legions of Terror 'And he must be taken alive!'
I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are
If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason
My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use.
I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished.
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