| Quote | Character |
| So did you stab Cullen with a pencil or what? Ive never seen him like that. | |
| What if i'm not the superhero? What if I'm the bad guy? | |
| You like purple, right? | |
| You're giving us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time. | |
| What is she to me? | |
| Yeah Mike, your real cute, you know that? | |
| Actually, Alice says there's going to be a real storm tonight, and Emmett wants to play ball. You in? | |
| Edward Cullen is staring at you. | |
| | Quote | Character |
| He's no match for us , Edward. He won't touch her. | |
| Bella! We're making Italiano for you. | |
| Oh! You do smell good. | |
| I don't think that a tank could take out that old monster. | |
| I guess we'll do another article on teen drinking. | |
| You seem... well, informed about the Cullens. More informed than I expected. | |
| You were standing over there, by your car. | |
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