| Clue | Answer |
| The name of Tom's alcoholic drink | |
| What Andy replies after April tells him she loves him | |
| Chris's favorite health food store | |
| The third of the series of words Ron types in his typewriter: Rectangle, America, _____, Monday, Butthole | |
| Andy poses as this member of the FBI | |
| Local Indian chief of the Wamapoke Tribe | |
| Ron got shot in the head by this person | |
| The reason Ron cried for the first time ever, when he was 7 years old | |
| Title of the song Andy wrote as a tribute to Li'l Sebastian at his funeral | |
| Strip club in Pawnee | |
| April's gay ex-boyfriend | |
| President of Sweetums | |
| What Leslie teasingly called Mark for quitting | |
| Gay bar in Pawnee | |
| The nickname Tom gives to forks | |
| The game Andy, Mark and April were playing at Ann's house | |
| Basketball player invited to Leslie's telethon | |
| Title of the song Andy dedicated to Ann while they were dating | |
| The air in Eagleton smells like this due to the cupcake factory located there | |
| Leslie tried to stop Jessica Wicks from tearing down a _____. | |
| Leslie's rival from Eagleton | |
| The date April thought did not exist | |
| Donna's favorite kind of cake | |
| This STD affects 100% of Jan Coopers | |
| The name of Donna's brother, who she hates | |