| Quote | Movie |
| Today, redemption is spelled R.O.N | |
| If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis | |
| The name's Barf. I'm half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend. | |
| Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue | |
| I see Blue. He look's glorious! | |
| Pull over... No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing | |
| Son of a... That's going to leave a mark | |
| Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please | |
| Hey everybody! We're all going to get laid! | |
| Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym? | |