| description | name | includes k9 wannabe's |
| 'if i dont see it, i wont report it'? | |
| 'ha ha...connor...ha ha'? | |
| 'look they're making out'? | |
| 'unbelievably high'? | |
| started the mono epidemic? | |
| found out windshields can be painful? | |
| 'hey ladies, want some coconut rum'? | |
| 'NO FAT BITCHES, NO FAT BITCHES'? | |
| enjoys seeing tim tebow cry? | |
| may beat off to eli manning? | |
| 'AHHHHHHH, what up Boosh'? | |
| i smell like feet? | |
| tuna and im plowing my girlfriend? | |
| future pornstar? | |
| had fun on parkers bed? | |
| i cut hair in the bathroom? | |
| 'jamie can you hold my plate'? | |
| bump the hardest bass? | |
| 'if anyone finds a pair of white nikes, theyre mine'? | |
| ill make a great accountant one day? | |
| next member of the jersey shore? | |